stunts, blunts, hip hop

20 facts

1. I live in a basement wit my dog and awhole bunch of champagne bottles.

2. I put my ipod on as soon as i leave my crib.

3. I always listen to 90’s at nine on hot 97.

4. I smoked a blunt wit smif n wessun

5. I met dj premier, pete rock and 9th wonder.

6. I seen tame one on shrooms. dat nigga really is tha ol jersey basturd

7. Larry David is dat nigga, im like tha spanish version of him minus tha bad luck.

8. I skipped sophomore year of high school.

9. ODB’s face is gon b my next tat. idc wut u think.

10. I dont care bout ya ideals or ya opinions cuz dey stupid.

11. Is tha type of nigga to take ya gurl from u wen u leave.

12. I tell it how it is, mayb dats y i dont got many friends.

13. hip hop and a blunt is heaven, fuk wit u heard.

14. gurls wit curly hair is my kryptonite

15. I shot a man in tha chest in Peru, cuz he shot at ma pops. dont fuk wit my fam.

16. Im rather romantic.

17. Tha dude who did my tats was coked up and drunk wen he did dem, and dey still better than yours.

18. Fat gurls are awesome. forreal tho, mad nice.

19. Im wanna move to peru, cuz its tha illest, and i can travel all around south america, and cheap drugs.

20. my nicknames are ol’ dirty shoes, jose canseco, emilio estevez, razor ramon, scary terry, baca tha gawd, jorge jetson, i cud go on for days.

i aint no fool for love songs